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funny one liners boss one liners Nice one liners divorce one liners</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336853434086914597.post-2443735500466436191</id><published>2009-08-13T22:39:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:40:29.273-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nice One Liners - Phrases'/><title type='text'>Nice One Liners - Phrases</title><content type='html'>The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : HenriFr d ric Amiel 1856  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More Categories&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/humorous.php"&gt;Humorous Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/hypocrisy.php"&gt;Hypocrisy Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/democracy.php"&gt;Democracy Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/confidence.php"&gt;Confidence Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/light.php"&gt;Light Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/curiosity.php"&gt;Curiosity Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/marriage.php"&gt;Marriage Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/forgiveness.php"&gt;Forgiveness Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/gratitude.php"&gt;Gratitude Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/happiness.php"&gt;Happiness Sayings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Henry David Thoreau Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Anon Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Gypsy Smith Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Maxim Gorky Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Havelock Ellis Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.&lt;br /&gt;(Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Cicero Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Mark Twain  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   They're slobbery and they're whiney and they look at you just like they could see right into your soul and they're unpredictable and the smell and they're noisy and the world revolves around them and why I don't get it. They're not interesting. They can't tell jokes, they don't have opinions, and they're boring, you know They're just boring and annoying and I don't want to have one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Barbara Hall Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/336853434086914597-2443735500466436191?l=niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/2443735500466436191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/nice-one-liners-phrases.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/2443735500466436191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/2443735500466436191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/nice-one-liners-phrases.html' title='Nice One Liners - Phrases'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336853434086914597.post-6218113512512911992</id><published>2009-08-13T22:39:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:39:56.161-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nice oneliners or remarks'/><title type='text'>Nice oneliners or remarks</title><content type='html'>Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. The same is true of man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Jean Genet  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Irrational barriers and ancient prejudices fall quickly when the question of survival itself is at stake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today--and in fact we have forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Euripides Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Eric Sevareid Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   You may live a long while with some people and be on friendly terms with them and never speak openly with them from your soul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   To fight fear, act. To increase fear--wait, put off postpone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : David Joseph Schwartz Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Gene Oliver Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Terry Pratchett Equal Rites  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The giving of love is an education in itself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/336853434086914597-6218113512512911992?l=niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/6218113512512911992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/nice-oneliners-or-remarks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/6218113512512911992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/6218113512512911992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/nice-oneliners-or-remarks.html' title='Nice oneliners or remarks'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336853434086914597.post-5859330086134349833</id><published>2009-08-13T22:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:39:34.883-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A Collection of One Liners'/><title type='text'>A Collection of One Liners</title><content type='html'>There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Neil Simon in Playboy Feb 1979  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Lying is done with words and also with silence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Adrienne Rich Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : EV Lucas Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with frequent falsehoods, but when his luck deserts him, collapses then and there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Achilles Euripides Iphigenia in Aulis 955 Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser than usual; if with your superiors, no finer. Be what you say; and, within the rules of prudence, say what you are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Alford Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Chinese proverb Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Arnot L Sheppard Jr Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   People want to know how much you care before they care how much you know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : James F Hind  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Fred Rogers Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/336853434086914597-5859330086134349833?l=niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/5859330086134349833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/collection-of-one-liners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/5859330086134349833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/5859330086134349833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/collection-of-one-liners.html' title='A Collection of One Liners'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336853434086914597.post-7707233247403910161</id><published>2009-08-13T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:39:15.662-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Very nice one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog'/><title type='text'>Very nice one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog</title><content type='html'>There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Victor Hugo  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Juvenal Satires Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Anonymous Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have remembered these things, from The Aeneid)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Virgil Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Herbert Spencer Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Tom Lehrer Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Sir Thomas More Utopia Book 1 Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Anon  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   In painting, as in the other arts, there's not a single process, no matter how insignificant, which can be reasonably made into a formula. You come to nature with your theories, and she knocks them all flat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Auguste Renoir Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/336853434086914597-7707233247403910161?l=niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/7707233247403910161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/very-nice-one-liners-my-famous-one.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/7707233247403910161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/336853434086914597/posts/default/7707233247403910161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://niceonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/very-nice-one-liners-my-famous-one.html' title='Very nice one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
